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Goodness what a daft little kitten. I can't believe she of all kits managed to find her way back on her own - I mean look at her, I'm certain she doesn't even know left from right. And what is she just doing sitting there? What? Her mother told her to not move a muscle? She cannot have taken that so seriously, can she? Hey, child, what are you doing just sitting there? That can't be good for you, move a little. What? Your mother told you not to move? Child! That was but a way of saying you have to stay here, that doesn't mean you cannot move at all. Come on, hurry along now and go play already. Honestly. What is wrong with that kit? Excuse me? You mean to say she has her good parts, like what? Intuitive? Don't make me laugh. I mean, I suppose she did find her own way back miraculously, maybe... I suppose it could explain some things like her strange luck. And yeah yeah, I do remember her sharing her favourite prey with everyone last week. But intuitive or generous what she may be, that doesn't change what a handful that child is. Honestly- hey, wait! What are you doing now? What? You though that tom looked weird? Now that is not very nice- wait, what? You told him? Child, you ought to go apologise to him! What...? You mean he what? That is nothing to be impressed about. Never mind apologising, climbing onto roofs is dangerous. Common, I'm going to find your mother- hey, don't turn away from me. What do you mean you have to bring him fresh moss? Child, loyalty isn't equal to slavery, now come along! Stars what am I going to do with you. Yes, you're nice, but you need to listen to your elders and not randomly swear loyalty to the first cat that says something friendly to you. I- no, we cannot fly is we attached wings to your paws. Where did you even get that idea?